maybe i need an apartment

u guys wonder why i need an apartment. not for privacy oh, ok something like that. this is not funny. the girl living next door brought her bf over. i mean, he just came 2 hrs ago and he is staying for the wkend. lemme just chill in my rum oh like a good girl. odikwa, impossible!

guess the babe's gf is banging her like there is no tomoro. how do i know?!? the walls are kinda thin, the bed is screeching and rising and falling moans are interrupting the movie that i am watching. like seriously? i think i can call dis live audio porn. presently, i mean lite rite now that i am typing this post, they are discussing sex. i hope this wud not continue thruout the wkend cos i need a clean head. i cant help buh picture the couple, i am sure there is a diff of 2ft btw their heights. ok, i am single and listening to a couple doing ish can only make emotionally smhw buh i am happy for the babe sha. she is catching her fun with someone she really likes. haha, i remember me and Kay.

yes, update on him. i have seen him a couple of times. early mormor today, i was like lemme go downstairs and do something. as in, i was in a short skirt, tank top, pantyhose, flip flops and unbrushed hair. so, i was semi-ready to go to work. who did i jam? Kay. i was just like "hey" and he mumbled something cos he was grubbing. i passed him but i cud feel his eyes behind me. so, i guess he was thinking "mi a nuh why she be cute" in his jamo brain.

college has so enlightened me, i am still a small girl oh. if i get an apartment, wudn't my life be much easier. on the other hand, my pocket wud not conveniently accommodate the rent's bill and i wud be bored or worse still, end up with a psycho housemate.