blame it on the ********

i am allergic to boredom. but after many attacks, i am becoming resistant to it. last nite, the damn thing struck again. i decided to cook and utilize my culinary skills. after that, i turned on the TV and TNT was showing Time Out. goddamnit! i had watched it before. in an effort to resist boredom, i went on my lappie. u know what u do randomly now. chill pple, i dont mean porn.

lo and behold, some hot asian chick came to my rum to ask if i wanted to go to a nearby white frat house. yo mehn! NAIJA SHAWTY had nothing better to do. we are talking like 12:05am here. we got to the frat, went to a room, saw some homies. few people actually. 4 girls, 8 guys. check out the balance. mehn, i friggin love when demand is greater than supply to my advantage. lets the games begin. we were just drinking, taking pictures and talking for long abt nothing. naija shawty doesnt get wasted. besides, i diluted my shit with cranberry. but pseudo-drunkenness is kinda my specialty.

then, music came on. we started shaking what our mamas gave us. did i mention i was the only black chic versus 5 black guys, who i know very well. i was like shet! Kay from my previous post
wasnt there. but another guy was. lemme name him Zee. Zee is so swit, shy, intelligent. most of all, he dances like real smooth. i mean he's got some grinding skills. u know how Banky W was doing his ish in Capable(remix), that's similar to Zee's style. as usual, the first 2 guys that approach me at parris are not my type. so, i was just fronting for them. deliver me from fronting.

then, Zee came along. i was like yo! is he really? cos he is kinda shy. but it was for reals pple. grinding now started. we were sha bringing it on like no one was looking. whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well jare. as i described, Zee knows how to do his ish and sync with his woman. other couples vanished or maybe ended their dancing biz. only Zee, the makeshift DJ and I were left in the room. i was thinking like dayummmmm. today na today, u no go escape. but Zee started taking things to the other level. i consider some parts of my body my own, better still my significant other's. even though, i dont have an SO atm and i dont think Zee is looking for anything serz but just wants to have fun. maybe i encouraged him to go intense. i still dunno why i unconsciously flirt with them guys but i've got my limits.

we moved to some other parts of the frat house. did party ish again. then the two white girls, who were like bffs took their shirts off and urged some guys to do so. mehn! the parrri got hotter but u know naija shawty was already in shorts and lowcut flowing top. what else shud i strip. as if that wasnt enuf? the two white girls started making out with each other. like live ppple! mehn, all them black homies, who are my buddies remember?, were like naija shawty 'can u saw what i am sawing?'. that was the highlight of the nite. almost 3am, shawty wanted to head back. but the parri was still on point. i became the DJ for some time sef. gave the "Pop Champagne", "Calibria", "Boom Boom Pow." The dancers were feeling my jamz jo.

more ish happened mehn, cant remember so well. but what can I say, "I friggin' love college."

the caliente of this summer kwa. something serious.

PS. e be like say Kay don vex, i havent seen his shadow since the phonecall episode. next time, no fronting lol. but mehn, we talking abt 3 more mths. time dey.

happy loving, blogsville>

it's a game

this gonna be hella concise.

there is this guy, lemme name him Kay.
85% of our friends are mutual.
we, with 30 other pple, applied for the same job.
i got it, he didnt.
i have a crush on him.
we had some brief 'innocent fun' 3 mths ago.
some call it the external quickie, i call it tasting.
i literally walked out of the fun.
things became awkward.
i was mature and reverted our r/ship to something like nothing happened.
since then, we be fronting like we dont notice each other.
but he stylishly directs the subject of conversations to me.
havent seen him for two weeks.
i saw him tonite.
said hi first. we were cool.
i noticed him checking me out.
i found out we will be living in the same dorm.
12 am, he called, i ignored.
12:37 am, he called, i picked. he said he was bored and wanted to see me when he comes back to the dorm. i was kinda indifferent.
1:19 am, he called again, i ignored.
1:27am, he called, i picked and i dropped during the third second.

i know he's hot. he's a jamo boy. he's sweet. but i want him to earn what he wants even if he doesnt get it.

i know this summer is goin' to be papayalicious

happy loving, blogsville!

when u get 'em. get 'em good.

for the love of friggin' SCYLLA!!!

alert! not a regular post. its an ode!!!
i am one of the greatest fans of prison break. i cannot even overemphasize my love for the entire crew. its not easy o. i never owned a dvd of the series but trust naija shawty with runs. i have followed the series since '07 when it started while i kept on denying my celebrity crush on sucre, scofield's prison roommate. wow that guy is hot. fernando sucre! thats a personal picture of my bitch below. he ignited my love for smooth latino men. yes oh. thanks to hulu.com for giving me the latest episode in hd quality.

but serzly, my love for prison break cost me somethings. imagine staying up at nite, friday nite for that matter, to watch the latest cos i want to beat my friends who are so annoying to tell u everything as part of the gist. dont care if u dont like knowing what will happen in a movie before watching. i had to be friends with one girl in naija cos she had the dvds, the ones without virus to contaminate my player.

even when they suspended the show for abt 5 mths, i waited and believed in the thrill prison break will offer when the show kicks off again. little did i know that the long awaited finale was just around the corner. my lovable scofield was still very ingenious in his acts, making death traps out of nothing. i watch heroes too, but prison break kept me on the edge. talk abt hotness.

but the way the finished. haba now. mehn! too merch abeg. i shed some teardrops unbelievably.

for my 2 tangible yrs of dedication to prison break, i changed my template's theme to prison break.

ps: if u have a problem with that, deal with it. its my blog muahahahahaa

pps: i found my glasses, with regard to my last post. i am even using dem bottles rite now sef

ojugo

my people. procastination is the bane of my success. i have not blogged lately kwa and decided to do it today. guess what? i cant find my glasses. hmmn! my lappie is 1.5 inches from my face. naija shawty don blind finish. God forbid. well, i wear contacts most times, remove them b4 sleeping and wear after my morning bath. buh have not left the bed dis early mormor(its almost 12). so, no glasses, big fuck up. any mistake in this post is not my fault cos i am in my posting page and all i see is blue(blogspot's color) and white.

shud i continue ranting. i will just edit this post when i can see well and blog correct soon. cos of this yeye eye phalava, i sat in front thru out snr sec schl and cudnt kiss well one time. the latter thingy was my main beef with glasses eh. all for the sake of one gene i inherited from my myopic parents.

anyhoos, gbogbo bigsss girls and guys. catch u lera.

dont f*ck with my name abeg

i dislike when pple mispronounce my name. they try too hard instead of just learning. ok, those that want to learn, successfully waste my time and dont improve on their pronunciation. i am partly at fault sha. u know those nigerian names that are officially 10+ letters long that u shorten to 5letters for casual purposes. i have one of them. if my akata friends see my ID, they start to ask me where i got the short one from, the meaning of the long one etc. well, i am proud my name is unique but its a burden sometimes to spell every letter of my name using other words. like shawty would be spelt as: s as in sheep, h as in harvard blah blah blah. sometimes, at a loss of words sef.

now, my main beef is with these nigerian-americans that have nigerian names. i know u cant pronounce v.well but pls dont give it another meaning. these my fellow nigerians-cum-americans even shy away when i pronounce their names correctly to their face. imagine, one seun boy calling himself 'sean', or sade calling herself 'shade'. well, that 'shade' is also common in nigeria too. i just had to blog abt it cos ehn, it hurts me when u lose the beauty of ur name. better still, get an english name and dont mess with nigerian beautifully accented names.

anyhoos, this guy has a series of vids on youtube, mad guy, i swear. one friend pointed him out to me. watch dis one. the main gist starts from 0:33

but this was just too funny mehn! sheetttttt!

ps: i will start my r/ship series sometime soon

pps: i appreciate the comments on my previous blog

e-kisses

what do u look for in a guy?

hmmn, i wanna start a series abt my somewhat uneventful l*ve life |

wud think of a name for the series later

take this pic as a refresher. the next post wud be abt my true preferences in a guy. btw, what do u ladies look for in a guy?

ps: quick question, my recent ex bday is close. hmmn, i dont wanna wall-post a general happy bday on his facebook. send a greetings card? maybe an ecard? IM him? mail him?
not like i am still into him tho. any ideas?

laters pple
with e-kisses

recent happenings within the last 3 days that made me go 'hehe' ('-')

maybe all NIGERIANS' are smhw celebs

I was at work oh. doing my thing, like talking with some pple with problems. Then, this lady, who had been staring at me, asked 'where are you from?'. well, from my accent, i was not surprised and proudly told her I was Nigerian. Then, she was like, 'I knew, I know a lot of NIgerians, they are my friends. I even dated a Nigerian guy. He was very nice'. I was just listening thinking of what demanded all that. maybe she thought it was questioning look and she went on again to say, 'He was very nice. You guys are nice.' Then, i was like thank God oh.

ALL BLACKS ARE THE SAME
I went to the cafeteria to get food. surprisingly, i saw dodo. correct ones for that matter. First time mehn, i kwikly ordered for some. So, the latino lady serving so my unique interest in them and goes like 'Where are these [plantains] from?'. I was thinking should i say the market abi was i the one that got them. she explained 'I mean, what part of the Caribbeans are they from?' I told her I didnt know. she asked 'Aren't you Caribbean?'. i was vexing cos she dint even give me the dodo and was questioning. 'I am not Caribbean,' I answered and added 'duh' in my mind. Simply, because I had an accent meant I was automatically caribbean and africans are very few in my school. I got my dodo and left jo.

GIRL BISWAPS
so imagine three black girls, jay, lee and naijashawty doing some group homework.
jay's alarm on her fone goes off.
jay - 'hmmn' and puts off the alarm
lee - 'wtf! i dint take my birthcontrol pill today'
jay - 'better double that up tomoro'
naijashawty who doesn't partake in the banging business smiles
lee looked kinda worried
jay - 'lee, u have a boo? i just take mine for cramps.'
lee- 'umm, no. but i am an 18yr old woman.'
jay- 'wow, lee, i cant look at u the same anymore.'
lee- 'well, i am a sexual being'
then we all cracked up.

the funny thing dere is dat, jay actually hooked up with a football recruit, ie a guy to be a freshman this fall. that was just last wk at a party and jay claims to have a LD bf. i just smiled and i dinno pills could lessen cramps