blame it on the ********

i am allergic to boredom. but after many attacks, i am becoming resistant to it. last nite, the damn thing struck again. i decided to cook and utilize my culinary skills. after that, i turned on the TV and TNT was showing Time Out. goddamnit! i had watched it before. in an effort to resist boredom, i went on my lappie. u know what u do randomly now. chill pple, i dont mean porn.

lo and behold, some hot asian chick came to my rum to ask if i wanted to go to a nearby white frat house. yo mehn! NAIJA SHAWTY had nothing better to do. we are talking like 12:05am here. we got to the frat, went to a room, saw some homies. few people actually. 4 girls, 8 guys. check out the balance. mehn, i friggin love when demand is greater than supply to my advantage. lets the games begin. we were just drinking, taking pictures and talking for long abt nothing. naija shawty doesnt get wasted. besides, i diluted my shit with cranberry. but pseudo-drunkenness is kinda my specialty.

then, music came on. we started shaking what our mamas gave us. did i mention i was the only black chic versus 5 black guys, who i know very well. i was like shet! Kay from my previous post
wasnt there. but another guy was. lemme name him Zee. Zee is so swit, shy, intelligent. most of all, he dances like real smooth. i mean he's got some grinding skills. u know how Banky W was doing his ish in Capable(remix), that's similar to Zee's style. as usual, the first 2 guys that approach me at parris are not my type. so, i was just fronting for them. deliver me from fronting.

then, Zee came along. i was like yo! is he really? cos he is kinda shy. but it was for reals pple. grinding now started. we were sha bringing it on like no one was looking. whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well jare. as i described, Zee knows how to do his ish and sync with his woman. other couples vanished or maybe ended their dancing biz. only Zee, the makeshift DJ and I were left in the room. i was thinking like dayummmmm. today na today, u no go escape. but Zee started taking things to the other level. i consider some parts of my body my own, better still my significant other's. even though, i dont have an SO atm and i dont think Zee is looking for anything serz but just wants to have fun. maybe i encouraged him to go intense. i still dunno why i unconsciously flirt with them guys but i've got my limits.

we moved to some other parts of the frat house. did party ish again. then the two white girls, who were like bffs took their shirts off and urged some guys to do so. mehn! the parrri got hotter but u know naija shawty was already in shorts and lowcut flowing top. what else shud i strip. as if that wasnt enuf? the two white girls started making out with each other. like live ppple! mehn, all them black homies, who are my buddies remember?, were like naija shawty 'can u saw what i am sawing?'. that was the highlight of the nite. almost 3am, shawty wanted to head back. but the parri was still on point. i became the DJ for some time sef. gave the "Pop Champagne", "Calibria", "Boom Boom Pow." The dancers were feeling my jamz jo.

more ish happened mehn, cant remember so well. but what can I say, "I friggin' love college."

the caliente of this summer kwa. something serious.

PS. e be like say Kay don vex, i havent seen his shadow since the phonecall episode. next time, no fronting lol. but mehn, we talking abt 3 more mths. time dey.

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