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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

dont f*ck with my name abeg

i dislike when pple mispronounce my name. they try too hard instead of just learning. ok, those that want to learn, successfully waste my time and dont improve on their pronunciation. i am partly at fault sha. u know those nigerian names that are officially 10+ letters long that u shorten to 5letters for casual purposes. i have one of them. if my akata friends see my ID, they start to ask me where i got the short one from, the meaning of the long one etc. well, i am proud my name is unique but its a burden sometimes to spell every letter of my name using other words. like shawty would be spelt as: s as in sheep, h as in harvard blah blah blah. sometimes, at a loss of words sef.

now, my main beef is with these nigerian-americans that have nigerian names. i know u cant pronounce v.well but pls dont give it another meaning. these my fellow nigerians-cum-americans even shy away when i pronounce their names correctly to their face. imagine, one seun boy calling himself 'sean', or sade calling herself 'shade'. well, that 'shade' is also common in nigeria too. i just had to blog abt it cos ehn, it hurts me when u lose the beauty of ur name. better still, get an english name and dont mess with nigerian beautifully accented names.

anyhoos, this guy has a series of vids on youtube, mad guy, i swear. one friend pointed him out to me. watch dis one. the main gist starts from 0:33

but this was just too funny mehn! sheetttttt!

ps: i will start my r/ship series sometime soon

pps: i appreciate the comments on my previous blog

e-kisses

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

ist!!!!

Anonymous said...

kk....i'm igbo and my name is also very long and i never shorten it and wen some of my white peeps go like i shld shorten it, i always go like wen u shorten urs ill shorten mine.lol
the nigerians in my school are so nigerians eh so idnt really have tht kinda problem wt them.u shld call them out on it!

Spesh said...

I can understand your sentiments about the whole name thing,its really annoying sometimes.....
You sure said it right,that youtube guy is nuts........lol.

naija shawty said...

hmmn, leggy. the ame-nigerians in my skul apart from one are not nigerian charcter-wise in anyway maybe bcos my skl is predominantly white sha. sometimes, if u mispronounce my name, i will do same to urs.

@m.world. dat youtube guy s out of his mind lol

Anonymous said...

my school is predominantly white too.infact 99% whites but still the nigerians are still so naija!...u can imagine a situation where we went to catch fast and furious and during the stunts they wer yelling...'fake!fake!'.they r tooooo niaja.but they are so much fun and the whites love us this way cs they say its original and the blacks hate us cs we've got heritage!

naija shawty said...

that's good. my friends are akata blacks or pple from other ethnicities. fun!!!
that being said, if i were not nigerian, i wud be jealous of the nigerian heritage. kai, its too fly

Buttercup said...

I totally feel u. My full name is kinda long too. Back home in naija, i took a course at NIIT..on my certificate, they put MOTOROLA as my name..i cudnt use that certificate, had to request for another one which im yet to receive..they gave me a letter in the meantime. Like wtf?? I know my name sounds like that but did they really think naija parents can name their child MOTOROLA?? Mschew!

Im using my phone now so i cant view the video..

C said...

yaaa
i know i hate it as well
when people mispronounce my name

i had to shorten mine to chi-chi sef
and they just stare cause the name has different meanings hiss...

as for T-boy
u sld watch dis video--his latest

MADD!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX0JDAHsKj4&feature=channel_page

Penelope...! said...

Lol...I'm not a fan of this guy. All my friends luv him but for sum strange reasons, i find him very anoying. lol

Lol at spoiling naija names. Wth do u go off changing ur name from seun to sean? from which element of what angle?

Hehe. Forget all dose ones jo. It doenst even bother me, they just appear vry stupid. I had one that changed her name from Nike to "Nike" asin the shoe designer.

I juss dey laff
Like "Nike" even mkes it any better
x

Kitten said...

I love this guy. He cracks me up.

naija shawty said...

@Bcup. motorola ke, nokia ni. if ur name is motunrola, well that one is kinda long for some folks to evn pronounce as spelt. lol

@chi-chi- T-boy is a crazy dude

@penelope- fashi. whats 'nike', the girl no know show. it not cool at all

@s.kitten-same here

seye said...

You know,I have had your blog page opened on my laptop for 4days.
Thanks for stopping by at my blog

*wink wink

~Chocolate and Caramel~ said...

more people need to hear about changing their names by thmslves ooo...th most iritating one that makes me wna punch someone is when the nigrian has stayd in america for about 6months or less and all of a sudden, they have forgotten how to pronounce their own names. arrrgggghhh! am already gtting angry.

Anonymous said...

ok so what is your name....

naija shawty said...

seye: 4 days! jee. thanx for finaaly reading thru the first post

@c and c: dont mind al dose fake nigerians. yeye pple. especially when they pronounce thier names in the vmial msg.

@oyin: haha, u can blame it on the name

Unknown said...

lol........... that boy is funny.
My name is Nigerian too but its just 6 letters and easy to pronounce so I hardly have problems with ppl mispronouncing it.

Well, there r still some ppl out there that just don't get things right at first....lol!
So, its just them I get to deal with.

naija shawty said...

thank ur parents for that short name.

thanx for stopping by

Original Mgbeke said...

Part # 9. That guy is toooo funny. Anyways I am with you, people need to be more patient with the names, mispronouncing it and ish. *hisssss*, and then they go 'this is so hard' I'm like 'no it isn't, you just need to be more patient'. Nonsense and ingredients.

naija shawty said...

patience is a virtue my sister, some people lack it.

Anonymous said...

I totally feel u, me I believe my name is very easy to pronounce as long as u know ur abc's and mostly vowels but still people will be murdering it. I tried a nickname which is very common, people still gave me stupid names.

My Dad isn't one to mess with though, he will make you stand there and pronounce it till you get it right..lol

Sir Scribbles said...

lmao..Shade and Seun trying to form shey..nice post though my situation is different, I've got an english name that Nigerian mess up at every opportunity..every friggin ethnic group has a different way of pronounicing mine

naija shawty said...

@ taymee- itrust nigerian parents: won kin gba nonsense rara

@sir-lmao, ur case ehn. reverse psychology eh.

Anonymous said...

YES I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!

naija shawty said...

deuce baby

~Sirius~ said...

Oh my days!

Sheeeeaaaaattttttt!

Freaking Hilarious.

I totally feel your pain on murdering of names.

i'm sick of it.....what's worse is mine is back home.

naija shawty said...

u mean in naija, haha. something do dose home pple then