just thinking.

to close or not to close?

that's the question.

some time in april, the purpose of this blog turned to telling the story of my love ish and all the things I cannot tell in black and white. as of now, that mushy mushy side of my life is not active and I have no apologies cos I have a reasonable standard and more priorities than to have some frolicking adventures. lol.

thus, I am thinking of closing my blog and maybe reopening, when a lucky motherfriggin dude lights up a spark or gets me to unleash my very sultry sexual being, if my blogging mojo is still intact. (?)

it was a fun e-journey with y'all

happy lovin'

I no run oh

So, it is only original mgbeke that noticed my hiatus. I came back cos of her. Infact, I don dey crush for her blog for sometime. ps, original mgbeke na woman oh. so u know the kind of blog crush that I have. her blog makes sense.

Anyways i have been keeping tabs on ur blogs but i may not have commented. why? u may ask.
puh-lease and pee-lizzz, why do u folks have word verifications on ur blogs. what does it do?
the only reason I can think of is that u wanna verify if the commenters are humans and not some aliens/animals. scratch that! we all are animals in some way or the other, infact straight up animals.
so, if i dont comment on ur blog, it may be becos of the inconvenience from trying to decipher the jumbled stuff called word verification, especially when I have to do it twice.

mehn, if u have not seen Chris breezy's public apology vid to rihanna. google it asap! haba, that ex-couple just getting my attn.

Plus, I check out girls nowadays. nothing more than that sha. You know when u see babe wey set and admire her outfit but me, I may check out her rack or tight butt. I hope I am not going lesbo oh. I hope not but come to think of it, I will have twice as more options if I am bi.

una men! wan fall my hand. as in some XY-chromosomed species have not been performing at all. ok pple, imma blog about my possibly lesbo roots(if any) soon. I saw on yinkuslolo blog, men wud soon be redundant, if stem cells can produce sperm. but can a tree fuck women?

In short, I will back to blog properly.

Happy loving, blogsville.

Chrihanna follow-up!

to be honest, i started paying attn to this couple( abi ex-couple) after they split up. did I hear a "free them jo!" ? hahahaha. Chris is shopping, RihRih is showing off her youngins(get?). Looks like RihRih has a new boo lol.

Got the info from theybf.com

buh fashi mehn, Chris is a smooth toy. looking all cute after effing up

Homeboy getting it with his supposed bff, teyana taylor at Diddy's all white parry

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star-studded youngins, go RihRih

Ghosts of my Exes past!

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weight?

OK, take a look at your right and notice the "Fatbusters" block. Click on it to follow the link. Sting initiated the program. Kudos to her. The program motivates me to go to the gym regularly and watch the food I eat because I have had to record my weight every Friday for the past 6wks. I tried. I lost almost 10lbs. Season 1 is over and I am ready to put in more effort for season 2. You can join in too.



Back to my agenda of the post, I don't wanna be skinny but I frankly wanna avoid the description "fat". Tufia! I like to face reality. The curvier(not necessarily skinnier) you are, the more chances you have to be perceived as attractive.



Folks tell me I am not fat but the reason why I weigh so much is prolly because of my 38DD sized boobies and firm rounded butt cheeks. These accesories def weigh a chunk. I don't wanna lose them but I need a flat tummy to define them. If I become so slim, my boobies will look fake or outta place, like I got some enhancement or ish



Presently, I am a perfect figure 8. But I don't wanna reach the stage that I will be envisioned as the girl with a bunch of tires. I am working on that tummy/belly/stomach and later on..abs!


Hahaha, this pic makes me smile.
Happy loving blogsville

another "MJ is dead" post from a different angle

OK! within the first 18hrs of MJ's death, the blogs that newly posted had MJ as the subject. To be frank, I dint read most thoroughly cos i assumed the content(condolences and ish)

Over to Facebook, most if not all updates were about MJ's passing on. I have not probs with them but some status updates are just way too sentimental for me to read.

check out updates like

"Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls, Elvis Prestley, Fela, Kurt Corbain, and now Michael Jackson. There ain't any living legends left... Jay Z, Elton John, and Stevie Wonder; beware"

BREAKING NEWS.... MICHEAL JACKSON IS NOT DEAD... HE WAS FOUND IN THE MIDDLE EAST YESTERDAY...AND GUESS WHAT .... HE IS NO LONGER WHITE... HE IS NOW AS BLACK AS .................the blackest thing u can think of.

That's just sad. The immaturity, not-knowing-when-something-is-serious and supposed humor of some people can be pathetic.

Over to the global music industry, some musicians are making tributes for MJ. Some of these musicians were even anti-Mj during MJ's lifetime.

RIP MJ and thank you for inspiring my successful artists.

PS: I did not know Farrah Fawcett until the news of her death. I hope she finds solace wherever she is.

confession time! fart?

oh Blogger!
My post just disappeared, unpublished for that marra.

ok! my intended post:
I even forgot the title of my blog, "True Confessions."

I had a bagel and coffee this morning.

5 mins to a meeting, I felt a possibly loud fart travelling down my pelvic. For dignity sake! that fart came at a wrong timing. Like my colleagues were hovering around my table checking a mag, so they were really close. I don't like when pple fart around me, except it doesn't smell. Infact, I don't just like it all

I just contracted my hip muscles, forced a smile and prayed for the fart to stay in. But how does bagel and hazel-nut flavored coffee make u fart? na beans! I cudn't even stand up to excuse myslef to the bathroom sef cos the fart had reached the stage that once I change position, it wud pop.

I held the thing for 15 secs oh until something else diverted their attn. I jejely farted and spontaneously opened a nutri-gram wrap(to cover up the sound).

That's not even the funny part. one of my colleagues just made a joke publicly about a guy that farted loudly in the bathroom.

pheww! I narrowly escaped being d subject of a joke.

The Chrihanna verdict!

This happened earlier today.

[Live Stream from outside of courthouse has ended}

Chris Brown arrived to court just a few minutes ago in an all gray suit, his entourage, and his lawyers. Rihanna has not yet arrived but she is indeed set to be called to testify. Trial is set to start at 5p EST. There are whispers that Chris’ lawyers and the prosecution were behind closed doors this morning banging out a plea deal that could be announced very soon.

Keep it locked….

5:09p EST: Breaking from inside the courtroom: Chris Brown’s attorney

says a plea deal has been reached in the singer’s felony assault case.

5:11p EST: PLEA DEAL DETAILS: Chris plead GUILTY to felony assault. He gets 5 years probation and must check in with judge every 3 months. Deal for Assault charge

: 180 days of hard labor (like street cleanup) and ordered to stay completely away from Rihanna. He’s also been ordered to enroll in domestic violence counseling.

6:11p EST: Post has now been updated with a sketch of Rihanna who was in attendance. She only entered the court room after Chris left. Chris Brown is now a convicted felon–meaning it’s on his permanent record and he cannot vote or carry a concealed weapon. He must stay 50 yards away from Rihanna for the next 5 years. If they happen to be at the same event, he must stay 10 yards away. And vice versa. Chris will serve no jail time.

PS: Credit goes to theybf.com

Ok, NaijaShawty's side of the story. What can I say sef? This story has so much scoin scoin but the sketched sideview of Rihanna really cracks me up buh she still looks hawt/haute/hotttt.

Happy Mothers' Day! say what?

yes, i know today is fathers' day. fathers' day to the men, who deserve the title.

so, i just talked with my practical father, who called to check up on me and called me back cos i told her earlier that i was a kinda lonely. i use "she' cos i am referring to my mother.

my mother has been the one to fill both parental positions. i call her a "woman warrior." like the legendary "Fa Mu Lan", she has fulfilled both the maternal and paternal roles.

we grew up together and learnt how to play the game of life.
i remember the times I have been given the non-custodial parent form.
a form that is meaningless in naija.
a form that arouses all those suppressed emotions.
emotions that remind me of the paternal vacuum in my childhood.
shud i blame those officers. no! i shud blame the black sheep, my supposed father, of the male species for messing up.
no papa! shi kana(sp?)!

but i got a mama. the mama,
who has been best thing mother nature has offered me.
who told me that every good trait of mine is from her genetic blah blah, she's so proud of me

Shame to the man, who is but doesnt deserve to be called my father. but i recognise his effortless contribution to my success. becos at the back of my mind, i know i inherited some of his intelligent genes to be an outstanding A student.

to those who have fathers, who haven't been dumb-dicks like mine, lucky u! appreciate them cos i know the worth of what u've got. today is ur day to show ur dutiful fathers how much u love them.
and if by chance, u are in the same shoes as mine, move on like u were meant to have only one parent and appreciate ur mother.

so, NaijaShawty has a female, as her father in her life,
today, i say "Happy Mothers' day!!!"

adieu to Kay!

oh Kay! he tried to rock my boat. but i am sorry it dint work.
I have come to realise that, most guys that like me take steps similar to Kay's, such as
being too clingy: puhlease, free me abeg. Kay is not too guilty of this sha cos we jam on the road like we are mere acquaintances
awkward jokes, that are usually pun-intended: haha, this is Kay's specialty. if u know him like I do, u wud code his jokes v.well
seeking for closed spaces: an excuse to take advantage of a girl's vulnerability.
not trying at all to impress me or trying toooo hard to impress me: i am kinda traditional with this. i like guys impressing me unintentionally. i dont want guys who blab abt their achievements. okay, it seems Kay knows this. so, he doesnt even try at all

Reference: Most of my recent posts are epistles of my encounters with Kay.

I mean, we started to hang out one nite, after a long while. I admit that I may have been looking forward to spooning but Kay expected me to have sex with him. I think that is just ridiculous. Maybe I presented myself fuck-and-not-mind(get?) girl by going to the extent of taking my clothes off. I expected him to know the kind of my morale after 2 semesters of knowing each other.

Also, like most crushes, i am not feeling Kay anymore sef. seeing him too often and his creepiness with some other girls are just turn-offs. I have the feeling he still likes me cos he always has something casual to say to me indirectly.

I know I deserve something better, yes! and I can wait.

PS: My feelings are two-sided, I can go from tripping to nada in two seconds

Happy loving blogsville.

For Gossip Girl ardent watchers, feed ur eyes.

I learnt Little J ie jenny Humphrey in GG has a rock band in real life. she prolly got some skills from her GG father


haha, see chuck!
who knew he is this hot.

xoxo
u know u love him